I always dream of trains

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)
t-ardigrades:

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

(main image source)
Lynx footsies are mostly floof


He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.

t-ardigrades:

wigmund:

pinkrocksugar:

stunningpicture:

LOOK AT ITS BIG FOOTERS

IMAGINE THE TOE BEANS ON THIS BABBY

(main image source)

Lynx footsies are mostly floof

image

He can’t have too much bean, he lives in the chilly zone. He’ll get cold beanies and that’s no good.

samjoonyuh:

Perspective. 

silversora:

"Dave.."
"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."
"DAVE."

silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

20th-century-man:

Bettie Page

20th-century-man:

Bettie Page

aniggainrio:

After a 20-minute flight over the city of New York, Stephen Wiltshire, diagnosed with autism, draws the whole town with only his memory.

aniggainrio:

After a 20-minute flight over the city of New York, Stephen Wiltshire, diagnosed with autism, draws the whole town with only his memory.

ask away
(Pick a destination on this European road trip- or more, if you like it)
Amsterdam: Do people think you are a complete "alien"?
Athens: Are you a perfectionist?
Belgrade: Tell me about the nicknames people give you.
Berlin: How often can you get everything you really want?
Bratislava: Tell me about the book of your life.
Brussels: Do you use many different languages in a same sentence?
Bucharest: Have you ever put someone in the Friend Zone?
Budapest: Have you ever been put in the Friend Zone?
Copenhagen: Have you ever kissed or been kissed by a complete stranger?
Dublin: Have you ever drunk to forget something and/or someone?
Helsinki: Imagine you have to choose between love and your greatest goal in life. What would be your choice?
Kiev: Have you ever felt hurt by words that cut your heart more than a knife could ever do?
Lisbon: Have you ever felt you were - absolutely - born in the wrong country?
Ljubljana: Have you ever been mistaken by someone else?
London: More sense or more sensibility?
Luxembourg: Have you ever deeply regretted something you done (and I really mean DEEPLY)?
Madrid: Which talents you don't have and you really would love to have?
Moscow: Are you able you sleep well every night?
Nicosia: How often do you fall into a state of procrastination?
Oslo: What would give you absolute peace of mind?
Paris: Are you afraid of falling in love (in general or for a specific person)?
Podgorica: Would you die for what you believe?
Prague: Are you a jealous person?
Reykjavik: If you had to choose a country in the World to live forever and ever, which one it would be?
Riga: Would you take and publish a selfie if someone asked you to?
Rome: Have you ever experienced undeniable and true love in any form?
Sarajevo: How far would you go for the ones you love?
Skopje: What was the sweetest thing anyone called you?
Sofia: Have you ever been a victim of any form of prejudice?
Stockholm: Have you ever felt that you were an inspiration for someone else?
Tallinn: What was the strangest rumour you heard about yourself?
Tirana: Do you consider yourself a sexy person?
Valletta: Have you ever had a car or bike accident?
Vienna: Choose a song to define your life and explain it.
Vilnius: Would you change your nationality if you had the chance?
Warsaw: Have you ever suffered a depression?
Zagreb: Have you ever gave your heart to someone who did not deserve it at all?
Zurich: How important is money in your life?
NOWHERE FAST: Don´t ask me absolutely anything. Tell – tell me what you think about the person that owns this Tumblr.
i'll answer them all truthfully

meganphntmgrl:

like if this is just “Richard’s booze consumption went from HELLA to SPRING BREAK 1484 once he had access to the royal vintages” that’s a bit different, but I’d like to see this in its full comparative context