whenever jennifer lawrence says:
i laugh sooo fuckin hard because honestly all i can think of is:
How dare a woman use a relevant anatomically correct term in a debate about abortion!
sometimes I struggle to believe that the usa is a real country and not an elaborate joke
Sometimes we all struggle to believe that we’re a real country
We’re not a real country… It’s a struggle
Actors who appeared in Doctor Who and Harry Potter
Are you serious right now? I’m a fully certified neurosurgeon. I can break into people’s heads and rewire their brains and tamper with their memory, no problem. But this? This juice box? This sugary drink marketed for eight year olds? No. Sticking a straw into this juice container is apparently just too much for me to handle without fucking it up. I’m done. I quit. Goodbye.
Nine out of ten doctors recommend going on a trip to an amusement park this weekend
The tenth doctor doesn’t want to go
It’s cool bro, I can handle this. [video]
He just fucking hands it to him.
The fucking face the elephant makes.
HOHOHOHOOOOOOOTHAT’S THE WAY I LIKE IT
when i was in grade 3 our class was having a party and i brought in the shrek soundtrack and everyone loved it and the girl i had a crush on winked at me i owe everything to shrek
did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times
This is genius